An hilariously random post from the king of IT rants.
Ted Dziuba reports: "Chewing tobacco is often overlooked. Yeah, you say it's more of a staple with the Nascar crowd, but that's really just a stereotype invented by the Nascar crowd, designed to keep you damned hoity-toity folks from driving up the cost of a can of chaw.
The key part about dip is that you can do it at your desk. Spit into an empty Coke bottle. Nobody will come by to bother you. Plus, think of how authoritative you're going to be at a meeting when you start it off by lipping a fat digger out of a tin of Skoal."
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Effective Vices for the IT Professional
An hilariously random post from the king of IT rants.
Ted Dziuba reports: "Chewing tobacco is often overlooked. Yeah, you say it's more of a staple with the Nascar crowd, but that's really just a stereotype invented by the Nascar crowd, designed to keep you damned hoity-toity folks from driving up the cost of a can of chaw.
The key part about dip is that you can do it at your desk. Spit into an empty Coke bottle. Nobody will come by to bother you. Plus, think of how authoritative you're going to be at a meeting when you start it off by lipping a fat digger out of a tin of Skoal."
Tags: Chaw, Chewing Tobacco, Coke Bottle, Crowd, Desk, Digger, Empty Coke, Nascar, Random, Skoal, Staple, Stereotype, Ted, Tin, Vices
This entry was posted on Monday, February 9th, 2009 at 12:23 pm and is filed under Comment. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.